So I have been wondering at the new talents I have acquired from this pregnancy - ones I don't particularly want. Why is it that as soon as you are pregnant you can burp, hock loogies, and pass gas with the best of the Truck Drivers' Burping, Loogie Hocking, and Gas Passing Championship contenders (I'm sure this exists)? Isn't being pregnant the most exclusively feminine things in the world? And these other things are pretty much the requirements for passage into manhood? So why does pregnancy give is these great man talents - or malents as I like to call them? Actually I just made up the malents thing - hee hee hee -I'm so funny.
15 years ago
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I don't know, but really Prego Farts are the worst. Good luck to Andrew with all of your new "malents".
ha ha ha! i needed that. how far along are you? i'm 16 weeks and am quite in full swing with the "malents". it's the only time i can out-fart dave. lol. good luck with everything, i know it ain't easy.
p.s. send me your e-mail address and i'll invite you to our blog if you'd like. davezbabe@gmail.com
hahaha! "Malents"...love it!
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