For Thankful Thursday I am going to write about a typical day in my body while pregnant. Afterwards you will see why I am thankful today to be alive - even if I don't feel completely sane.
Diary of a Crazy Pregnant Lady
Here is the digestive happenings of my body today - good and bad.
Wake up - throw up - these two go hand in hand every day this pregnancy with exception to probably 5 days or so.
Toasted blueberry bagel with cream cheese.
Glass of cool- aid
(yummmy for a while)
Uhhh-oh the stomach God rejects my offering and I am forced to worship at the porcelain thrown (this time at the yucky YMCA porcelain thrown. eeewuuuu. Stupid toilet has automatic flush sensor and it doesn't sense I am there - probably because I am so pitiful looking with blobs of buggers and tears all over my face. I have to clean my face and try to dance to get it to flush. Not working - oh well I did my best - sorry to the next patron who might have to see that.
Nectarine - cool, refreshing - at least this is something in the tube going down the right way - glad I brought you nectarine to Corilynn's swim lessons - good thinking Mom.
Visit the pharmacy and receive miracle nausea fighting super hero drug. Pop one of those suckers right away.
Chicken tender with ranch dressing. Pretty good but I think I want BBQ sauce instead.
Chicken tender with BBQ sauce - yeah that's better.
Potato wedge - ranch dressing is good for this one.
Fruit by the foot snack - yummy sugar boost.
Cool-aid - want to have milk but milk and I are not the best of friends right now.
Lay down to rest for a while - uh-oh the nausea in the soul awakens and needs supplement.
Heat up some left over beef au jus from last night.
Eat delicious meat in savory beef sauce. Caramelized onions are just right.
Want something fruity but not fruit.
Grab some fruit gushers from the pantry (try not to let the kids see)
Wait... need a drink again - get cool-aid from the fridge....see pickles...
Eat a delicious, crisp pickle.
Eat fruit snacks (I'm really digging these today - they are like yesterday's manna - cucumbers, peppers and tomatoes in ranch dip), drink cool-aid.
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4 Comments:
I would be grateful to not throw that up too... and actually pickles were one of the constants with both of my pregnancies... they helped with my nausea I think.
Dude...gallon ziploc bags are my best friend during pregnancy. That way you don't have to stick your head in a gross public toilet. But then you have to see your barf in all it's glory through a see-through bag....so I guess you have to pick your grossness level that you can deal with. I hope it eases up for you soon.
Ok, so I stink as a person for reals. I was really excited to see you guys at the BBQ. man, I just stink!
Poor you! I know you're sick, and I know it sucks, but I can't help but be a little bit jealous that pregnant chicks get to eat, basically all day long without stopping. Still...poor you.
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