Not Me Monday!

I haven't done this in a while so I thought I would do a few.

I didn't stay up later than I should re-reading the first Twilight book because I wanted to relive the sparks between Edward and Bella - Not me!

I didn't agree to come 45 minutes early to my doctors appointment today when they called to ask and then sit angrily while they didn't even call me back until 40 minutes after I got there (nearly to my appointment time anyway) and only after I reminded them that I had come early because they called and now had waited the whole time - Not me!

I didn't lay worn out the rest of the afternoon with a headache and invigorated nausea after the appointment because I don't really get sick during my pregnancies - Not me!

I didn't secretly laugh and conspire against my son when after a full morning of his grumpiness I told him he would have to lay on his bed for five minutes - and I didn't wait longer than 5 minutes to get him, knowing he would probably fall asleep - I didn't then let him sleep for 3 hours enjoying the peace in my house again - Not me.