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Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Canada: If you're funny and you know it...

For when you need your drywall finished - but not finished well.  It's smooth enough!
We saw this sign 1 mile to Mexico about 5 miles before the Canadian border.  Ohh shoot, we've been driving the wrong way!  So close!
Drove behind this guy through the streets of Montreal for a while.  Who drives radioactive stuff around in a minivan?  Apparently this guy. Did I mention we drove with this guy through a residential area?
Everything is in french there.  All the signs were in french.  However apparently the British concurred this street corner in the middle of Montreal the best because it got a stop sign in English.
A couple of things: Corilynn is standing in front of a pretty rude t-shirt to cover it up for the other ones.  The Ferrari nock off shirt is funny because of the moose instead of the horse.  And the Evolution of a Canadian shirt is actually very educational.  Apparently the Canadians were descendants of monkeys.  That explains a lot.  :) jk
Does the "teen burger" come with extra hormones, raging out of control, pimples and a side of narcissism?
Canadians have exclusive tow trucks.  Le Mater.
These stores are everywhere in Canada.  Every time I saw them I thought they were a Costco of feminine products.
Ahh the french.  This sign says "for rent" and they are everywhere around Montreal.  However every time we saw them the U looked liked a V and it looked like an advertisement for getting "someone special".  Call this number for a lover.
This sign says"Are there handicapped services and telephones in the Angola, NY service station?  We don't know?" 
Citizens of Hamburg, NY are called Hamburgers.  Just sayin'.

2 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Classic! Sounds like a fun and funny trip :)

Kirk

Tiffany Winters said...

I have been catching up on all of your posts. This made me laugh the whole way through.