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Sunday, September 13, 2009

I want my money back!

I am going to need my money back because the ab roller promised better results than this! In fact things are getting worse everyday!
Also I may want to consider suing the Oreo people - their packaging did not warn against this and its obvious they put some kind of substance in their cookies to make them addicting.

While I am at it - I should contact the seismic geologists about the periodic earthquakes I feel coming form inside my belly. Perhaps I am growing a new planet.
Though I have a sneaking suspicion that this guy may have had something to do with it. I've been duped by his advertising techniques in the past as well.
For all I can tell I still have 11 weeks of this mysterious situation. Oh have mercy on my soul!

4 Comments:

Laura said...

You are GORGEOUS! And hilarious. Yay for cute pictures...but it is so odd to see you preggers without seeing your belly slowly develop. Ahhh (sigh), I miss you!!!

The Spiteful Chef said...

You're the cutest pregnant person ever, KaraLynne. And Andrew is still adorable, so let's be glad it's his baby. Soon, honey, soon.

The Bush Family said...

I KNEW IT! That "innocent foreigner" act never fooled me! sorry to hear about the glucose test, good luck next time, you're in my prayers. You look great, enjoy the last of it and let us know how things are going. miss you guys!

Mitch said...

Thanks for the laugh!