Not Me Mondays

Ok so I have skipped a few Mondays with this post but in my defense- it was Tuesday before I knew it.

I didn't take advantage of the fact that the kids slept later because of day light savings and only rolled out of bed at the begging of my kids at 8:45 this morning. Not me!

I don't leave the unloading of my dishwasher until there is enough dirty dishes to load a full load again back into it. Not me.

I didn't invite a friend over for a play date just because I didn't want to have to go out to do errands. Not me.

I didn't find this story hilarious when a friend of mine told it to me on Friday night. Not Me.
-A woman in his ward in Florida went up at church to bare her testimony and began by saying something like this - " This week has been a particularly difficult one because my husband bruised his scrotum and so he hasn't been able to do much work, or play with the kids, I cant hug him or be close to him. It has just been a really difficult week for us........"so on and so on she went - after she got down her husband quickly got up and went to the pulpit and said "I have one word for my wife - STERNUM - STERNUM" Ha ha ha ha - Even as I type this I don't think this is the funniest thing I have ever heard - Not me!